Opening Act

Gotta start somewhere. So we will open up by telling you about the avid sports' fans we are and letting you know how much you can learn from us. Luke and I played college baseball at Francis Marion (Moron) University, but enjoy and know the most about the 3 major sports. Obviously our specialty is baseball, and naturally we've run every fantasy baseball league we've signed up for....we like to compare it to taking candy from a baby....and we'll be glad to assist you in taking "candy". We will do the homework for you and use our "can't teach it" instincts to give you hitters you better get in your lineups and pitchers you should put on the bump for your fantasy teams throughout the week while you play chumps that wish they had the same info. All you have to do is listen and follow directions, and you'll be dancin in the promised land. It's that easy. We are rediculously good.... After we get the blog started and give some of our (brilliant) insight we would love to hear from our followers to answer any questions you may have or listen to your opinions and thoughts that you may have. Although we are great and you WILL win your fantasy title....we are human (though we rarely show it) and there will be an 0-for or two....and there will be a pitcher that gives up a run (probably not earned). When this happens we'd love to hear from the people that think they know more than us.....bottom line is, if you like taking cash and bragging rights from your buddies, become a regular follower and you can talk sh*t without worrying about whether you can back it up or not.....we will back it up